1.Thangpu in le zi a neih nitak a a zi toh hun nuam a zat khawm lai un, a zi'n "U Siam, a nuam lua" a chi kha hi. Huchin a U Thang le hon heh a, na U Siam kiah va pai oh chi'n a nitak in a paisak ngal hi.
MORAL: NUAM NA SAK LAI IN NA KAMPAU PILVANG IN.

2. Nungak khat nalh deuh a kichei, khedap high-heel te bun. Kikhawm dia a kuan laitak in a high-heel taw hong sia in kipuk hi. Huai tak in amah le heh lua in, kipuk thouthou chi in lei lak ah hon kizial phei ek-ek hi. Huchin a dong(van) teng sawp siang pah theih louh di a bal vek hi. A kipuk tung in thou pah hi leh chu a bal zek dia, a sawp siang pah theih di.

MORAL: Aw UNAU, na hinkhua ah na kipuk thei, kipuk thouthou chia ut leh dah a hinkhua zang di maw? Ahih keh na kipuk a thoupah a, kibawlhoih pah di?
Na THU a hi.

3. MI NGAIHSANG HUAI TE :
BA jugali
MA puankhui
BE pan dukan bawl
ME kawltu hek
BSc rickshaw hek
MSc suang sek
PhD sa zuak
Dr khedap sia bawl.

4. LAWMTA NIH:
Lawm 1na : Na thau ta ngei?
Lawm 2na : Ka lungsim a nuam a hi.
Lawm 1na : Bang ziak a na lungsim nuam e?
Lawm 2na : Ka thau a.

5. Burma ten le khovel suse dia atom bomb bawl uh, a bomb bawl uh a selna lam uah hih puak kha un chin...mi 2 si uh.....Khovel chu suse nguar ang.

6. Nungak 1 le upa lawta inchin, a birth certificate bang 3 vei renew ta.

7. A mel se lua, limlang ah a ki et leh... Loading... kichi zeih.

8. Numei te Logic:
Lawm,dawr ah PUANAK thak va lei dek ing a maw, KHEDAP nalh a nalh mu ing a, hiai BAG ka lei mai...

9. Tangval khat in le Christmas a nai toh ngaihzawngte khawng hong pianthak phut di uh lauh huai, kum thak March kha lak khong ah a ngeingei di thou......chi zeih.

10. Unau pasal 4 pha uh, a upa pen in zi a neih nitak a a bangkhat zoh a 6000 pia, a zi'n le mangbang kawm a na unau ua hon bangkhat sawm uh maw? chia dong zeih.

***PAPI TE AW...
Innsung ah LAL(KING) na ut leh,na Zi kha LALNU(QUEEN) dan in en in.
Ann huantu (Cook) dan maimai a na etleh,nang kha HEAD COOK na hi mai di.