Jokes

[Emce]

Pasal khat in ihmut lim nang cia. Zu a dawn leh a Pa'n thei. Zankhaw vak a tanky ah diah. A ihmut lim mah ve ... 

Huaipa mah le a zingchiang a khamlo kha zel inchin a pan kholak apat ava puaktung a leh inn a tuntak ua lawm inn nunglam ah hon lutpih in o kapan honna mukha geet leh tanky ah zankhovak in hondiah nonkha dia chizeih hilou maw 

[Kihaisak]

kesmung le Lamka lam manoh a Tipaimukh Road suk a Cycle a handle lenlou a atai suk vengveng leh CRPF ten ana khaam unchin a cycle handle lakkhiat sak ua huchia taisuk sak non uh

[Nightingale]

kesmung le Lamka lam manoh a Tipaimukh Road suk a Cycle a handle lenlou a atai suk vengveng leh CRPF ten ana khaam unchin a cycle handle lakkhiat sak ua huchia taisuk sak non uh

[mink]

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.


For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"





The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. "


The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."

[Nightingale]

[mink]

CHRISTMASS SHOPPING


It was nearly Christmas and Judge Judy was in a happy mood.  She asked the defendant, "What are you being prosecuted for?"


"Doing my Christmas shopping too early," replied the defendant.


"That's not a crime," replied Judge Judy.


"How early were you doing you Christmas shopping?"


"Before the store opened," replied the defendant!

[mink]

A Navy man and an Army man are driving opposite directions on a curvy mountain road. The army man hits a patch of sand, swerves, and nails the Navy man's truck. They both exit their cars with no injuries, but their vehicles are ruined.

Now, the rivalry between Army and Navy is well known, so needless to say a heated argument followed. Then suddenly the Navy man changed heart and said, "Hold on, this is dumb. It was an accident. Let's put this rivalry behind us."

The Army man agreed this was a good idea. So the Navy man offered, "Why don't we celebrate our new friendship over a fifth of vodka? I have a bottle in the truck."

The Army man thought this was an excellent idea. So the Navy man, being a gentleman, offered the Army man the first drink, and told the Army man to drink as much as he wanted. Soon half the bottle was gone and he offered the bottle back to the Navy man who said, "Thanks, but I'll wait till after the cops get here!"


HAI LOU HIAL HI'N MAW!!

[Nightingale]

A Navy man and an Army man are driving opposite directions on a curvy mountain road. The army man hits a patch of sand, swerves, and nails the Navy man's truck. They both exit their cars with no injuries, but their vehicles are ruined.

Now, the rivalry between Army and Navy is well known, so needless to say a heated argument followed. Then suddenly the Navy man changed heart and said, "Hold on, this is dumb. It was an accident. Let's put this rivalry behind us."

The Army man agreed this was a good idea. So the Navy man offered, "Why don't we celebrate our new friendship over a fifth of vodka? I have a bottle in the truck."

The Army man thought this was an excellent idea. So the Navy man, being a gentleman, offered the Army man the first drink, and told the Army man to drink as much as he wanted. Soon half the bottle was gone and he offered the bottle back to the Navy man who said, "Thanks, but I'll wait till after the cops get here!"


HAI LOU HIAL HI'N MAW!!

Maimah de.... 

[mink]

Sales man : Sir, which shaving cream do u use ?

Customer : Kumar’s.

S.M : Which after shave do y use ?

C : Kumar’s.

S.M : Which tooth paste do u use ?

C : Kumar’s ?

S.M : Which shampoo do u use ?

C : Kumar’s.

S.M : Sir , what is this kumar’s is

It an international company ?

C : No, he is my room mate

[mink]

Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers.

The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, and they give him $50."

The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100."

The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!"